A l l y C a t . (; Allison Nguyen / 15 / BayArea SF / Viet&Chinese / Sept.22
Galileo / Sophomore













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the only thing i can turn on is my computer
  • using my mom's/dad's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
  • using my money: $2? maybe that's too much..

Ever since I met you, no one was ever worth thinking about.
neodad: you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

neodad:

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

  • friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
  • me: but I showered for you

potatompreg:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

alexander the alright
  • loki: kneel before me, puny huma-
  • all of tumblr: *falls to the floor*
  • loki: ...well, that was easy. now-
  • all of tumblr: oh my god look at how precious he is when he's trying to rule!
  • loki: wha-
  • all of tumblr: look you can see the pain in his eyes even now!
  • loki: look here, i am trying to control your lives, you insolent little-
  • all of tumblr: omsfkdkjsdgkdmgks loki skdjksaljdlkasj

blizzagaa:

angry-wizards:

mizuchick:

travisanything:

“Tony Stark”
(via Reddit)

PERFECTION.

why am i laughing so hard omg

of course…. LOL

Have you ever been so mad you ripped your own arm off?

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